Saturday Success Story FIVE: BERNADETTE DELOS SANTOS (a.ka. Ms.BIDIBIDI).
Yep you read that correctly! Why? Because if you’re “poor” then you could qualify for a few of those “juicy” government plans and programs! (and before someone begins complaining about “welfare fraud” that’s NOT what I was talking about. But this is MY blog and I can write about whatever I want,nyaaaa!) But if you’re “broke” then you will hear “get your lazy ass up and get a job”! As “easy” as that sounds more often than not you will run into a few roadblocks on your “quest” to “get a job”. Let’s see….overqualified,under qualified, criminal record, no transportation, unreliable transportation, and the list goes on. In the meantime bills are piling up and the old ball and chain is nagging you to death! What you need is a “stop gap” of sorts. Now of course by definition this “stop gap” is only meant to be temporary until you can find an honest 9-5 gig. The best way to find out what you can do to earn some spare change is to (duh) get your buttocks online and search. If you don’t have a computer at home then go to a friends house. If you don’t have any friends (awwww…) then find a local library and use one there. And remember NO PORN! Next post we’re explore what we can sell (not donate,unless someone is donating to US,yeah that might be cold but so is the world my friend,so is the world) to get us some cold hard cash! Then off to Popeye’s(wait is that too stereotypical?)
Straight Outta Low Cash 